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Nasty Nate and The Grub [PATREON PREVIEW] - Finger Powers
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Transcript
Nonstop Rock Block Intro
00:00:00
Speaker
But that is folks, this, we are, we are coming into the bottom half of our nonstop rock block. That is right. Every hour we have two songs back to back. You asked for it. It's here for you kids. This is summer rain with Titan up.
Exploring 'Summer Rain' by Titan Up
00:00:59
Speaker
Yeah, yeah
00:01:34
Speaker
I'm from a place where they still showing shade and still throwing balls. Dixon's songs may break my balls, but I remain strong.
Eagle Imagery and John Ashcroft's Perspective
00:02:20
Speaker
I like imagining that this song is, uh, from the point of view of the Eagle wanting to soar that John Ashcroft was singing about. John Ashcroft is saying, come on, let her, let her, let her do her thing. Give her the benefit of the doubt. Give me the benefit of the doubt. I promise I'm going to be smarter. Oh, here's a fun little thing. Uh, check out what I got.
00:02:33
Speaker
up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up
The Long Pinky Nail Debate
00:02:51
Speaker
One long pinky nail. Isn't that cool? I got a party pinky now. What do you use that for? Picking your nose? Yeah. Getting a booger out. I don't know how long I'm going to keep it. About two and a half minutes for the glue to set. OK, yeah. I can't I can't type very well with it. So it's it's just slowing me down, but maybe it's making me stronger.
00:03:22
Speaker
Right. Isn't that that's kind of like what the eagle goes through or summer rain. Don't, Hey, look, don't, don't judge all of my typos until you've been where I've
Superhero Senses and Lost Abilities
00:03:35
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been. I think it's kind of the same thing that the superhero, the daredevil goes through loses one of his senses that of sight. And then all the others get so much stronger. So you've lost the power of the pinky, but you're, uh,
00:03:52
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ring finger, your big guy, your, your pointer and your thumpkin are all probably going to be rolling, uh, into, uh, with, with, with significantly more power, your power level and the rest of your hand is through the roof.
Aging with a Gesture: The Middle Finger Dilemma
00:04:10
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Yeah, that's, I can, in, in traffic now, I can give somebody the middle finger and it ages them like five, five years instantly. And they make a noise like,
00:04:24
Speaker
Their hair turns gray when they see it. I've made my tall man too strong. If it had that power, do you think that people would be throwing them out more or less? If you could, if you could age someone with a middle finger. Oh man. I feel like, you know, honestly, the day we all woke up and had that power would probably be chaotic.
00:04:54
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I would imagine a lot of people. I'd probably, you know, you wouldn't just do it to a person one time where they age like a year or two. You'd be doing rapid fire once. Oh, absolutely. I could think of Mitch McConnell. He'd he'd age about 6000 years in a day. He would work of the Covenant. Yeah. Yeah. He he'd
Societal Impact of Aging Gesture
00:05:19
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be. Yeah. He'd be the first 6000 year old man.
00:05:24
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And, but I think after a while it would just kind of like COVID become the new normal where the life expectancy would drop because of the middle finger. No one would, we wouldn't be like, we have to stop giving the middle finger. We would just be like, look, we've got to get, we got to get back to work everybody. So just go to your job. Remember everyone dies around 24 years old now because the middle finger makes you age.
00:05:57
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We'll see all in the office. Oh, that's the boss ending his speech about everyone getting back to work. Oh, age 50 years, every time that everyone's Zoom cameras shut up.